Make sure to tip the coroner extra well when he's finished unwrapping your daughter's spine from the telephone pole. Probably the cleaning crew too, ever try to scrub blood and charred flesh off of asphalt? Shit is hard work.

 

He Derpped

It sticks to everything regardless...

 

Not all of us are fortunate enough and can afford something decent for their daughter to drive....I just hope what you cobble together is safe.

My daughter was slightly confused at dinner tonight when I told her that she was going to drive grandpa's mintish 98 Accord for a while before I let her have the 2011 Mazda3. I don't care how alert/careful/responsible a new driver is, they are going to hit a curb/car/dumpster at some point early on.

 

Well at least it'll serve as a caution to any other cheap fucks that wanna risk their child's life to save a couple hundred bucks. Also once her body has been burned and fused into the cloth seats it'll save him a fortune in coffin costs.

 

My first car:

'91 Ford Taurus GfuckingL. 12k original miles I believe.

 

E34's can be had for $2~3k
If he can't afford that then maybe he should just ask for more welfare.

 

This. I also like the Volvo idea, or even a big body Cadillac, putting as much metal between your child and whatever they hit is never a bad idea.

 

Aspirations...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFbCBX8wQU&NR=1

 

Actually kind of like this....minus the blck door trim and wheel color...Edit--and the stickers

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft

 

Exactly what I said. My first car was a lifted dodge ram 1500 and my dad always told me that he felt safer for me if I were to ever get into an accident. OP, you really need to look into the correct functioning of all the safety components, brakes, everything in general. Ive had a few EF's, and trust me, 20 years of abuse fucks the hell out of some of the stock parts.

Im just saying, I drive an 89 Sedan daily, and I honestly dont feel that safe riding around in that bitch while idiots are blowing past me 80mph. Im content at 60