"I've been looking all over the place for that!"

- my dad after I asked him why I found a drill bit key underneath of one of the rockers on the side that he put together

 

Driving down broad when old chinese woman crosses in front of us at a stop light

Mary: Did that lady just give me a look, or what?
Hadley: No, I think she's just ugly.

 

hahahahahhahaha

 

PoweredByZC: do u know ******* *****
mstr22u: yes.
PoweredByZC: so do i
PoweredByZC: did u ever screw her
mstr22u: lol no
mstr22u: roflrofl
PoweredByZC: oh
PoweredByZC: u should have

 

mstr22u: sheeit i cant put a face to the name
PoweredByZC: brb in 2 i gotta order a pizza
mstr22u: the bitch who looks like rat that got slammed in the face with a shovel?
PoweredByZC: HAHA
PoweredByZC: probably
.........
PoweredByZC: haha
PoweredByZC: she sucks in bed
PoweredByZC: never do her lol
mstr22u: no need to worry about that.

 

Wait I think I know her

 

this needs its own post

 

mstr22u: I WANT TO LINE THEM UP
Paintboy43: lol
mstr22u: IRIGHT NOW
Paintboy43: e-raceing??
mstr22u: no
mstr22u: LIME THEM UP IM RAL LIFE
mstr22u: NOW
Paintboy43: lol
mstr22u: what do we do after that btw
Paintboy43: nothing thats why I am staying home lol
Paintboy43: I still think we should e-race gaga
Paintboy43: haha*
mstr22u: ok
mstr22u: *lines up*
mstr22u: line up mother fucker
mstr22u: lets erace
Paintboy43: *lines up*
mstr22u: on the count of 3
mstr22u: 1
mstr22u: 2
mstr22u: 3
Paintboy43: *launches hard*
mstr22u: *sits still*
Paintboy43: *pulls 3 cars lengths*
Paintboy43: *misses 2nd*
mstr22u: *engages the flux capacitor and time warps to the finish*
mstr22u: i win
mstr22u: fucker
Paintboy43: *misses 2nd again*
mstr22u: ive won
Paintboy43: damn u cheat
mstr22u: bow down
Paintboy43: u can't do that, u prob would have won anyway cuz u would have passed me by the time I got 2nd lol
mstr22u: told u u didnt want to line em up

 

*memories from 8th grade coming back* hehehe j/k

 

I told you dennis you only one because my supercharged direct port turbo didn't spool the spool to spool the spool