My dates have changed and Imma be PAID!!!! Hell yeah! I come back the day before my birthday, and leave again For S.C 2 weeks later.

 

Can you post up your address too, for the lazy burglars?

 

leave the keys in the car so i dont have to bust a window, thanks

 

Hahaha...I'd like to see the burglar who meets up with a 6-4 former rugby player who rathe rmuch resembles a cross between einstein and frankenstein in the middle of the night/early am.

 

Chris works full time. Am sure if someone wants to rob the place, they could adjust their schedule accordingly...

 

I got nuthin to steal. hell, anyone who saw my bedroom would probably think everything had been stolen already, no bedframe, no decorations, 1 dresser and clothes everywhere.

 

but if you're lookin, nobody cares about the nosey lady nextdoor with the late model stang and she has all sorts of antique furniture and such, she's about 104 so she'd be no problem, just let me know when you're gonna do it and I'll give ya an extra $5 to bust up the garden gnomes..... evil lil bastards

 

Hmm, no one ever tries to break into my house. Wonder why...

 

Why you are at it, you can hit up the neighbor on the other side, and clean her ass out. Just leave a note on her door, ha ha ha ha.

 

prolly cause they're afraid of wakin of the neighbor when they trip over nic in the kitchen