Then you obviously cant drive worth a shit. Didnt you pull a 2.3 60' on your super awesome 14.6 run? It's gonna be sad when you get tree'd and holeshotted by a FWD 3000lb mopar with as much torque as your car dont you think? Hurry up and get your shit tuned so I can work you in a stock neon. I'll give you your excuses.

 

Well if I'm so bad I challenge you anyday of the week to a bracket race. I can run the same exact time to the 100th of a second on different days. I really don't think you could do that. Yes 2.2 and 2.3 60' on my 14.6 run, but even then the fucked stock TC wouldn't go above 1400 and it was on bald ass Michelins, now the replaced one can do 2000 and I have Nittos. In case you didn't know, your neon is about a 14.2 second car.

 

Awesome, so you're like a walking track now. What is my 60' and trap gonna be? Why go to the track, I can just ask you what my car will run and save massive amounts of money and time. I love you.

And we can go ahead and bracket race if you want to. I'll break out the formula and I can run within .005 of my time all night long. How about it? And thats with a 6 speed and a worn clutch. Hell I'll even be nice and cut some 2.0's on bald ass goodyear eagles that are DRY ROTTED.

We can go from a stop, from a roll, bracket race, auto x, road course, whatever you wanna do. You'll lose. Period.

And last time I checked, there were MANY people hitting 13's in a bone stock neon. And they were all trapping 100mph, not 96 like you.

 

I have yet to see a Neon run 13's. Magazine times don't count. You talk like your cars are the shit, wooptie fucking doo a 14 second Peon, and a 13.5 second trailer park Formula. I should really be impressed With the right tune, I'll be right there with the Formula, and with a stall I can say goodbye. And that is with an Autotragic and a good 50 less hp.

 

My formula makes a good 250whp, and it runs like ass. You have a 14 second mustang, so dont even try to talk shit. With this and that my formula will be a 12 second car too, but I dont have them. And both of my vehicles are faster than yours. My cars are both slow, but yours is slower.

I like how you have to make up special names for my car. How about this, the "14 second Peon, and the 13.5 second trailer park Formula" are both faster than your 14 second Rustang. I'm so damned original.

Bring your shit and get worked son.

 

That's going in my signature

 

Get worked, wow, I had no idea a car that is around the same speed is mine is called getting worked.

 

Thats funny, I could have sworn you've not run anything better than a 14.6. I've never run anything slower than a 14.2, and even then my trap speed was 4mph better than yours. Oh, and that was when my car was running like complete ass when i first got it.

You'd be hard pressed to beat my neon, much less my real car. Go race some stock 5.0's in your 190hp beast. Maybe you can hang with them.

 

Prepare to get owned by my 190hp beast, it's going to SMS tomorrow.

 

Awesome, let me know how that goes.