Well the pimp ass van that my dad had died today in my clutches…

I was driving down 460 and it let go smoke and oil all over the place…

Had to back down into a ditch to get the hell off 460. A friend comes to the seen with his cell phone and calls his road side assistance that he has through the cell phone and we wait for fucking ever for the roll back to shows up and then when they do there complete dicks, and start telling me that they will have to wench it out then pull it onto the bed, plus with the truck on 460 he has to have his supervisor come out and shut down traffic and it’s going to cost me way over what is covered by the road side service… so after waiting another 45 minutes this dick head is not there so I jump in the van and try to start it and sure enough it starts and I get it about 6 feet out before it dies again. The dick head tow guy decided is was no longer impossible to get it on the truck and I don’t have to pay shit…

So after 12 hard years of driving and no oil change in 50K miles just added oil as it burned out the caravan is no more…

 

it seems like alot of towing companies are fuckin crooks or atleast they are up this way, the prices are crazy

 

:cry:

 

The thing is the guy was a dick, and then my friend called roadside assistance telling them they wanted more money and were acting like dicks. Then roadside called like 6 times while all of this was going on see how the progress was going since it was taking hours to get done. Once we got the van dropped off the tow guy was like "it won't cost you all anything, it was just a big miss understanding"

My guess is his company has a contract with the roadside assistance people and when the roadside assist people found out they were being dicks and trying to jack the price they jerked them back into shape…

 

Well life is fun, the van had a 100 million miles on it, had not had a oil change in 50K miles and the transmission would not shift half the time. Yet it’s some how my fault that the fucker blew up…

 

hahaha thats funny