Life's a bitch and then you die...deal with it man. Being black has it's advantages........

 

You need to have a token white boy riding shotgun, trust me, I've gotten my Black and Mexican friends out of tickets.

 

Yea, I took my favorite corner by the fire station (trying to get my car sideways) and continued on to the shipyard. When I got to the shipyard in portsmouth and was showing my ID to the gate guard, I saw flashing lights behind me. The portsmouth cop said he was sitting there in the dark parking lot and saw me reckless driving.. then he coudn't catch up to me until I got to the gate (due to my speed and busy morning traffic). For some reason he didn't turn his lights on until the gate.

I was pulled over inside the shipyard gate while coworkers were driving in, probably laughing. I explained that the gas pedal was real touchy and that I was still getting used to driving the car. I explained that I was going to go straight but changed my mind and wanted to take that side street, etc. He kept looking my car over and asked what it was. It's an audi and I like it because awd is safer for the family in the winter.. He said since I was his first pull of the morning he'd let me off, and to take it easy from now on, etc.

You just have to be nice and show them that you're very nervous about being pulled.. Being in a generic 4 door family looking car that doesn't look like it has a v-6 tt doesn't hurt.

 

i got pulled over in my lambo and the cop was like "get out of the car sir" and when i did he jumped into my lambo and drove off, so i jumped into his police car and drove off and i shot him 4 times in his head breaking my glass using his own pistol, pizza is ready.

 

then damn canisters that come out the back of your cars do you real good.not.

i hope i can get away with that when the new setup gets tuned.

for you getting out of it, and for VBPD for not being anal.

 

happened to me twice . Knock on wood!

 

Yea, usually in VB they just shoot you

 

I got pulled on 264 doing 93 in a 55. I was let go with a warning.

Told the cop I sped up to go around the car in front of me so I could merge over, cause traffic was heavy and my lane was about to end. He was like but you didn't have to do 93. I still had temp tags, 1 week old. Told him I was still getting used to the car, and I have an IL license

Since 96 I have been getting tix in ches and vb. Lived in IL for 9 months, and the first thing I did was change my license and reg to IL. No tix in 3 years now !!