Tell them that you are a member of the master race. You believe women should be slaves and that every other race is inferior. They will not pick you.

 

just say "I don't believe anyone should be convicted of this crime... unless of course they're black"

Game, set, match.

 

You should serve on the jury if you can. It's part of the judicial process. You don't want another OJ walking free because of retards.

 

Please do it if you can.

 

What can I say? I am just a mother fuckin gangsta, son.




haha.... wow ... just wow...

 

if you're supposed to work that day, you get excused from work AND they gotta pay you for a full day of work

 

Don't be a worthless dipshit jason. Fulfill your civic duty. What if, and I use this example often, you got a CCW, and were forced to shoot someone in self-defense. Would you want someone like you or me sitting on the jury, or just people too stupid to get out of it?

 

x2...don't puss out of it.

 

it could be cool. You might be on some murder case... they might put you up in a hotel and your work has to still pay you. And when it's all done you can write a book and make millions. Just a thought.

 

Yea, see I thought I was only going to get paid the 30 bucks they tell you that the county is paying (that takes 4-6 weeks to get) I talked to my boss, they pay you your normal wage for the day minus the 30 so its like being at work, but not. so its w/e ill roll if i have to.