speeding tickit
LOLOL ya let me take time from work, pay court costs, admit that I did it wrong, then pay the ticket. This guys strategy is flawless.
well youre not gonna be able to lie and say you didnt know how fast you were if the judge knows what you drive. its pretty obvious you would have to try hard to get that thing up to 77. your best bet is to stfu and go to court, pay your ticket, and avoid being an idiot in the future.
here is what you do..
find the cops home address and stop by
ask can you come inside and talk about the tickit!
when he asks you if you would like something to drink...cause he will being hospitable
lay on his couch and kick you feet up and down...yelling....
FUCK YOUR COUCH *****!!!
FUCK YOUR COUCH *****!!!!!
FUCK YOUR COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then he will dismiss the ticket
find the cops home address and stop by
ask can you come inside and talk about the tickit!
when he asks you if you would like something to drink...cause he will being hospitable
lay on his couch and kick you feet up and down...yelling....
FUCK YOUR COUCH *****!!!
FUCK YOUR COUCH *****!!!!!
FUCK YOUR COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then he will dismiss the ticket






