PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:08 AM
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Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
enough beating around the bush.
Will she dress up as Jesus Christ and jackhammer Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:12 AM
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Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
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Speed-O
There's a kiosk in the mall that is Hiring...is she good with nuts?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! +repz
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:13 AM
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From: Cuba, Florida
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
Is she good taking shots to the face?
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:14 AM
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From: SANITARIUM
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
How bad is her gag reflex?
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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From: <====8&(. )( .)
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
i'll give her $50 if she let's me give her an icy mike.
http://icy-mike.urbanup.com/31755
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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From: Cuba, Florida
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
Will she with her mouth?
The whole thing?
..........From both ends?
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:18 AM
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From: P-town
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
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Carnage
Will she with her mouth?
The whole thing?
..........From both ends?
hahaha +rep
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:29 AM
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From: Cuba, Florida
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
Can she cook because im wondering
if shes never gonna give me up
If shes ever gonna let me down
and most importantly
If shes ever gonna run around and dessert me
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:46 AM
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From: Glen Allen VA
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
Instead of looking for a job, she should be out looking for a real man.
Seriously. This thread failed from the start.
Oct 28, 2008 | 10:51 AM
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From: Home.....dunno....I'm homeless
Re: PLZ help my girlfriend out! *JOB*
I got a pm to post in this thread for a free blow job? Am I to late?