dam ok, i just didnt get sent this thread from a friend until like yesterday night haha so i figured since it was 10 pages long it was ongoing.. oh well, guess its work time, ill come back to dragva in another 6 months when theres more funny crap going on someone sends me haha later

 

Something tells me it will be sooner than 6 months. I wouldn't be surprised if the marriage talk has started already.

Just imagine how much fun this thread could have been if Beth was here. I'll get her on drag one of these days!

 

I've been so caught up in my SPO thread that I forgot about this entertainment.
Doesn't look like I've missed much.
or a OMG I'm pregnant: He forgot to pull out and bust in my face.

 

Cosmo, you stupid whore. You suck dick on the first date and youre a cunt. Fuck you fuck you fuck you There......my contribution

 

*applause*

Very nice.

 

BigA, you are missing another 'fuck you' at the end of that line, but otherwise you are doing great. Keep it up.

 

Hey Cath...when we arrive in VB, would it be possible for Beth and I to pose sitting next to your car in booty shorts and sports bras and you could take some pics?

We'll make sure to suck our stomachs in as much as possible to make ourselves appear slimmer.

Wouldn't that be dead sexy?

 

soooo.. what was this thread about to begin with?? oh yea.. jobs in roanoke!

cant believe this is still alive, but since it is, here is my contribution..




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You're just jealous.....

 

Uhm.. TJ and I are already engaged.. and it’s the BEST damn ring I’ve ever seen from a cracker jack box. I’m sorry your dick sucking skills weren’t as good as mine.. The only place he busts his load is all up in my mouth.. yea something you couldn’t do. And for your information we have already started on our first kid. Decided we’d have about 6 or so our trailer trash ethics could be passed down.
We met each other just in time.. I’ve sucked enough dick to be queen and he’s screwed enough girls to know how to make me wild before even sticking his green dick up in me. If he treats me like shit then all the better!! I love to be beaten and battered.. mm when he comes home and says “bitch make me a sandwich and bring me a damn beer.. a cold one this time you fucking slut.. and after that suck my dick.. this time move to the left so I can see the damn TV”. NOTHING beats that.. Sorry your man is too much of a pussy.
:three snaps in a circle: