Any jobs in Roanoke?
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by L.Mini
Hey Cath...when we arrive in VB, would it be possible for Beth and I to pose sitting next to your car in booty shorts and sports bras and you could take some pics?
We'll make sure to suck our stomachs in as much as possible to make ourselves appear slimmer.
Wouldn't that be dead sexy?
We'll make sure to suck our stomachs in as much as possible to make ourselves appear slimmer.
Wouldn't that be dead sexy?
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
And I wasn't sucking in.. it was a total photoshop.. I'm damn good at that shit.. in reality i'm about 5'2 and 214lbs.
The makeup isn't really makup.. just some cool ass mudd I found here next to my trailer.. momma said it wasn't mud that it's where the cows shit.. whatever.. it works good.. dem boys like it
The makeup isn't really makup.. just some cool ass mudd I found here next to my trailer.. momma said it wasn't mud that it's where the cows shit.. whatever.. it works good.. dem boys like it
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by TeayotaSoupra
dem boys like it
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by PyAri Chick
I wouldn't doubt it. With a bag over head with a hole cut in it for your cockholster, they can't really see much of your face let alone that plaster you call makeup.
Momma wasn't too thrilled with me cuttin up her good pillow case but she only beat me once for it.
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by PyAri Chick
Only if you two promise to put on 5 lbs of foundation that doesn't match your skin tone
No problem...but from what I've heard, you'll have to kick us both in the teeth as well. Then the full effect will be complete.
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by L.Mini
No problem...but from what I've heard, you'll have to kick us both in the teeth as well. Then the full effect will be complete.
Makes it smoooooth sailin for that dick
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by TeayotaSoupra
Just stop brushin.. they will fall out.. dats how I did mine
Makes it smoooooth sailin for that dick
Makes it smoooooth sailin for that dick
The abortion that went wrong and caused major fetal brain damage . . . $20
The doctor trips for your repeated "falls down the stairs" . . . $10 copay each
Insulting yourself to try and play off the fact that you were repeatedly OWNED by your superiors . . . priceless.
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Re: Any jobs in Roanoke?
Originally Posted by Anubis
The condoms your mom should have used . . . $5
The abortion that went wrong and caused major fetal brain damage . . . $20
The doctor trips for your repeated "falls down the stairs" . . . $10 copay each
Insulting yourself to try and play off the fact that you were repeatedly OWNED by your superiors . . . priceless.
The abortion that went wrong and caused major fetal brain damage . . . $20
The doctor trips for your repeated "falls down the stairs" . . . $10 copay each
Insulting yourself to try and play off the fact that you were repeatedly OWNED by your superiors . . . priceless.
Owned by a fat bitch in a little car and a ugly bitch in a wanna be BMW..
damn.. Life sucks for me