Wal-mart is gonna miss you as a valued customer while you're in jail.

 

Ha!! I like this part.

 

I think Wal-Mart is even above his level. Dollar General would be closer.

 

GREAT Lawyer's

Whitestone, Brent, Young, & Merril
(or)
Robert Horan Jr. III

 

You are making the gene pool cloudy, friend. Kill yourself

 

Seriously, you should think about hiring Dewey - Screwem - and Howe. Look at it on the brite side, you got a chaufered ride to the courthouse.

And Finally:

DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!

 

To be honest, i think the guy was asking about good lawyers, not for everyone to criticize him, thats the problem with vadriven now, cant just give advice, always got to bad mouth people, well bad mouth yourself before you bash others.

 

To be honest, you're a fag.

 

I'm a fucking sarcastic asshole. So how is any of these posts any different than yours? He gets just as much help from any one's post including YOURS, which is absolutely no help whatsoever and yet another waste of cyberspace. If you're that worried about it do some good and post up someone dumb enough to take on this case (I believe they are called public defenders and get asigned by a judge since no lawyer would ever sign up for it). I'm pretty sure that no one has come up with this one on here yet so no one is going to be able to help.

But seriously, can we put this one up for a Darwin award? My 12 year old would know better than to pull shit like that.

 

Damn I should have just said that and saved some time........................