Shave it you sexy bitch and you might just have a deal

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! !!!!

i'll take you out of my sig for that one...

just to put you right back in it.

 

Thank you, thank you. I feel so honored. Now if I coulda just been on stage with Hammer at the music awards, tonight would be the best ever. This prestige never would have been possible if not for all the great material these idiots provide me with from here.

 

I wonder if this is the same group that broke into Dakwan's (Domestic Abuse) car last night...

 

http://www.dragva.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106288

 

it was a little out of context when you joke about someone getting an assload of shit stolen, but hey. i got a laugh out of it.

i hope you guys catch the fuckers that stole all this shit. with a license plate and the description you guys have i wouldn't think it would be too hard.

 

sounds like the same people.

 

I know, just trying to help make a little light of stuff I guess. I know the stuff is expensive and I've had my shit broken into before too so I hope you find the guys/girl and beat the living hell out of them.

 

Were you the guy in the cell next to me in the Nofolk prison? If that's you then yeah, you have had your shit broken into on more than one occasion.

To the ass clown typing in all caps, lick my itchy nuts. It sucks that you had your shit broken into, but it sucks worse that you were actually born instead of aborted. I've sent a sympathy card to your moms.

 

I feel sorry for the 3000 other Civic drivers in the area with primer all over it.