stuff like that does sound corny as fuck, but when i was selling Timeshares in Williamsburg saying stuff like that definately got me over 100K in volume per month.

 

what company was this with? I used to telemarket with Suntera Resorts a while ago and your right...the corny shit works.

 

i worked with Fair Field from April to the tail end of November.

 

That just goes to show that most salesman dont know dick about the cars they are selling.

 

that is so true! i remember one time i was at the Subaru dealership looking at the new sti, and a man came in and asked the salesmen what the main difference was between the evo and the STi, and the salesmen was just making shit up. so right in the middle of his bullshit speech i just kinda cut in and told the guy what the real differances were and asked him what kind of car he was looking for. damn i pretty much sold the STi for the damn salesmen and did i get a penny for it, NO. but it was pretty funny to make the salesmen look like a complete dumb ass!

 

manger..lol

 

The whole antiquated approach to car sales pisses me off in general...

Why the FUCK does that guy deserve to get a comission on a car he knows NOTHING about? In '01 I looked at new SSs and WS6s and could NOT find a salesman that could tell why the HP ratings changed from the previous year... I asked questions about the internals of the LS1 (nothing like clearances, shit like "they come stock with roller tip rockers, right?" and "what's the difference in the rear-gearing from the auto to manuals?") . This is very basic shit given the amount of comission that is paid out. How long before these dinosaurs die?

There are most likely some salesmen that know WTF they are selling, but they few and far between.

/end rant

 

This is why I never walk into a car dealership when i buy a new car. I just buy it online. I fucking hate car sales man. Except you Alfie

 

when i was selling nissans they made us read product knowledge books and take tests to get certified through "nissan university." i can honestly say it definitely helped out because when i starting working there all i cared about was the 350z and knew a little about the se-r sentras. i didnt give a damn about the quest or anything like that but i learned and sold quite a few of them bc i knew what i was talking about

 

thanks buddy!

lol you know it. And it does work, see i dont normally talk like that to people, but how do they know i dont talk like that all the time? shit works

i work up here at Sheehy in Ashland. the middle of no where.

but yea i hate dealing with a salesman at a dealership, but i understand that they are trying to make money just like everyone else. i try not to be like the typical salesman. EVERYONE BUY A FORD FROM ME!!! j/k