1. Depends on what you look like. Pretty boys will def. become sweethearts.
2. It will only change you as a person if you let it. But if you are getting banged out because you are too weak to defend yourself, then that will have it's mental implications one way or another.
3. Low paying jobs or Mayor of DC!
4. Keeping busy would have prevented this....period. Idle hands is the devil's playground.

Get some soap on a rope.

 

dam in the federal Pen. hell naw that shit is weak. Go to a State Pen and its all over. Shit just tell him to watch Lock UP on MSNBC.

He needs to tell the guards taht he is a homo or start snitching or says he is a sex offender and he will thrown into the cell block with the rest of the homos, snitches, and sex offenders instead of general pop.

 

well you say federal prison, then you say state prision, which one is he going to? there is a big difference

if he is going to federal prison he will most likely be in minimum security which is just like a hotel, there are faggets, but they just fuck each other, no one is someones bitch or anything like that, its more relaxed and chill cause no one wants to go to the next step up, one of my best friends is doing an 8 yr bid there in petersburg and said it hasnt been to bad, they have a commercery(sp?) where you can buy food, clothes, magazines and stuff, he said they just banned smoking which was the bummer.

but if he is going to state prision. well he can pretty much consider himself someones bitch, my friend did two years in richmond. and im am 100% sure he got fucked in the asshole, he even said when you go there your ethier someones bitch or you have a bitch.

 

The federal thing was just a quote from the movie Office Space. I'm sure he is going to a state facility for a driving offense.

 

I did 90 days in state, it wasent to bad, i was minimum security, but so were a lot of crazy fucks. rule of the game: dont draw attention, dont talk to anybody unless they talk to you first, dont look people in the eye that you dont know. brush up on you spades, crazy 8's and peknuckle skills

 

This is pretty much how it should go..

Inmate: What your name pretty boy?
dancin_fool: HIV Positive.. Who wants this ass?

should be good to go after that.

 

^ inmate replies, "that's ok I've already got AIDS"

 

Dont be late to trays! And learn how to make swole.(sp)

 

start eating the food out of a Taco Bell dumpster now and your stomach might be ready for the food they serve. For driving while suspended,(depending on where he has to go to court), he might just get sent to the annex. If so, he's lucky. Pretty much like going to a summer camp but not allowed to go outside. Those that have gone to boot camp will probably see going to jail in an annex as a breeze.

A couple of the guys that I was in the annex with came from Chesapeake's jail and said that there are a lot of fags there. They also commented that the jails there were a lot nicer than the ones in Va. Beach as well with board games and cards.

If he did get into sports or or group activities in school, it might have kept him from getting into trouble. He would have possibly learned some discipline and kept him busy enough to not get so many tickets. Then again, he might have tried to show off as well and got into even deeper trouble.

 

well depends, if it was in DC he would go to federal jail