im not a club.. i dont id

 

i didnt either... the last party i had.

cops came cuse of a call about "underage drinking" i had a keg. the cops id'd everyone and this one girl was standing in the doorway.. the cop goes "do you know her?" i said "her names Sarah i believe" cops takes her ID and says "says here she's 17" i put my hands in the air and said "i dont know her" ... i coulda got contributing to minors... fuck that. no more underage ppl allowed to drink in my home ever again. i was lucky the cops just took her home and let the others stay. out of 25 ppl at my house prolly 7 were under 21. so they didnt make a huge fuss about it.

 

whoa sorry man.. can you do me a favor and erase all that about the id thing.. i read it all..

thanks man

ill see what i can do..

as far as i know the ones that are under 21 are coming over to hang out lol

 

BYOHC

(bring yer own hand cuffs)

j/k




hey, ive seen 16 year olds that look like there 24...

 

hahaha

 

is it ok if i park my car in your lawn and bring 130 people, most of which are fresh out of jail? alright! be there at 10!

p.s. please make sure to leave any valuables 100% visible. thanks.

 

130 of girls? sure

guys? no

haha valuables? haha i dont think we have any...

so what was all that for?

 

nothin im just lookin for a spot to do some sweet burnouts and donuts. your driveway ok? ive got some badass fireworks too. and we can play with my handgun that bitch is the heat, yo.

 

i live in an apartment..

 

even better, we can shoot the neighbors animals.