Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

 

OK, so now I'm reading the movie quotes for FMJ off IMDB and this line cracked me up so bad because I got the exact same line in boot camp and I started laughing then too....(except it wasn't so funny what happened when I laughed)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: What's your excuse?
Private Cowboy: Sir, excuse for what Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'm asking the fucking questions here do you understand?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes Sir!

 

lmfao!!!....what happened when you laughed...

 

that was when he was ORDERED to give his first blowjob, and missed out on the reacharound.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

That's what happened....

 

ouch....

 

You must be mistaken. Is that what they're teaching you in Naval ROTC? No wonder your ass is so ashy...you keep having to wash the cum off it.

 

 

yeah. maybe thats why. i didnt have anyone to pour buttermilk on my asshole to soothe the burn. guess the gunny made you feel the burn after PT, then took the pain away. so you kept coming back. he sounds like a real team player. and dude. i am glad that my ass is unnattractive. see, i dont have a wife, girlfriend, or significant other that takes pleasure in taking the strap-on to me. or wait, is it that. i dont get off on the boot camp flashbacks then get some buttermilk poured in my asshole.

 

lmfao! here we go again!...