well heres my plan for the day

im going to go home, masturbate in the kitchen. drink some beer. smoke alot of cigarettes. punch my cat. kick my dog. masturbate in my sisters room to add a little thrill to my day. take a nap. wake up, punch my neighbor. find the cutest rabbit outside i can find, and eat him. followed by going to the gym and finding some fat people, and eat an assload of twinkies infront of them, and down it with a bottle of gin.

am i turning you on yet? want to meet me at the gym also? ladies think im the s3x0rz.

edit: vdub, are you nates cousin from vertex? just out of curiosity.

and im not doing any of that, except maybe the last part with the gym. now that i think of it, it sounds pretty fun. cept i hate gin.

 

what happened 2 ur ride???

 

sure ill still meet you at the gym....ill have a couple of twinkies with you, and dont worry bout the gin...ill be glad to finish it myself....

just cause i go to the gym, doesnt mean i dunno how to have fun....

I dont know about that other stuff though..

 

i dont know either. thats the result of what happens when im bored as fuck at work.

edit:

im sure those pictures at the top were not necessary. just asking for leg humping. and that cabrio = sorry.

 

Lucky for me then....im gettin the hell up outta here....i'll catch up y'all later...

 

Oh man thats rough you cant appreciate the vdub love...but your plan for the day sounded like fun...too bad you were joking. rrriiiiggghhhtttt anywho. Yeah im still bored...and how did you know about the whole cousin thing at vertex???

 

Girl Could i fuck your leg?

 

that vdub girl is pretty hot

 

i go to vertex like every other day (i work fairly close to it), i cant remember exactly how but one of the LD members brought up your name, and nate was like "yo i thats my cousin". something like that, it was a while ago i was just too lazy to ask.

 

hello carey lol