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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 10:39 AM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Originally Posted by The Barst
1. Are you gauranteed to get pounded in the ass or perform other duties as required by Deebo and crew?
2. Besides the ass pounding how will doing time change you as a person?
3. What kind of jobs can you look forward to with a felony on your record?
4. Would staying in school or playing sports have prevented any of this?


1. That All depends on the person

2. Alot depends on Maturity and Will power

3. You'd be supprized how many people I meet every week that make more than me and have felonys (usually just one). They're all Government Contractors.


4. Actully he would have been fine had just just paid his car insurance...
Old Jun 11, 2006 | 06:39 PM
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i got charged with 4felonies and 2misdomenors last december, i got a good lawyer and all i have is 100hr community service, 1yr UNsupervised probation, and some gay straight talk program. NO conviction.... talk about a helluva lawyer
Old Jun 12, 2006 | 03:25 AM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

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i got charged with 4felonies and 2misdomenors last december, i got a good lawyer and all i have is 100hr community service, 1yr UNsupervised probation, and some gay straight talk program. NO conviction.... talk about a helluva lawyer
I'm sure you'll fuck up again soon enough...
Old Jun 12, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Originally Posted by EEK
they have a commercery(sp?) where you can buy food, clothes, magazines and stuff, he said they just banned smoking which was the bummer.
Sounds better then joining the Navy.
Old Jun 12, 2006 | 03:14 PM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Originally Posted by blu99teg
Sounds better then joining the Navy.
Anything is better than joining the Navy !!
You probably get pounded in the ass more on a boat than at the State Pen.
Fuckin Navy guys.
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Old Jun 12, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Originally Posted by NFCstang
I'm sure you'll fuck up again soon enough...
fuck NO!!!

i'm pretty good at bullshitting papers, but when i had to write a total of about 15pages on crime, 3 of the pages being apology letters, and 6 being an essay on why wat i did was wrong, i had a hard time coming up with stuff to say.

its kind of hard to say how bad you feel, and how wrong it was, for committing a crime involving the borrowing of a golfkart.

i learned my lesson when i started that essay, the community service is just re-affirming it
Old Jun 12, 2006 | 07:27 PM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Just because you have a felony doesn't mean you're shit out of luck... You can still get in the army, you can still be a manager at a restaurant, you can still own your own business, yall are just ignorant.
Old Jun 12, 2006 | 07:28 PM
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but all that comes after the banging in the ass.
Old Jun 12, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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i hear you just really need to know how to play cards... i you lose, you do push ups. if not, they fuck you up
Old Jun 13, 2006 | 04:36 AM
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Default Re: Federal "pound you in the ass" Prison

Originally Posted by Slimsta Jimsta
Just because you have a felony doesn't mean you're shit out of luck... You can still get in the army, you can still be a manager at a restaurant, you can still own your own business, yall are just ignorant.

I hope you are being sarcastic Jimbo. I also hope your aspirations are higher than to become a meat shield or a restaurant manager. Felony = you are at the bottom of the applicant pool.



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