Matt, the way you look, I don't think you'd have a significant other with $500 bills taped to your dick.




And his ass really does look like he's been sitting in chalk....

 

yeah. this one could go on for days. especially. with the constant. dude. you just got owned. on AIM.

 

lol...

 

oh god..

 

what i said was that i dont have a significant other, or a group of people, that take joy in taking a strap on to me. and in my training with ROTC, we were not invited into the boot camp/gang bang, type of brief where your fellow marines initiated you and gave you warm buttermilk to take the edge off the pain in your asshole when they were done. you see. i guess that i may not take the 20 minutes after a shower to properly moisten my ass tissue, but unlike you i dont have to worry about someone grabbing an ass cheek and doing damage because of extremely dry skin. sorry to dissapoint you, but i will not be joining your anal explorations anytime in the near or distant future. so stick to your current group of leather clad fellows.

 

dude...can i have my thread back!!!!????lmafo...stop being gay!...we all know what blaxican thinks about anal stuff...specially when he was talkin to jess...

 

Like I said before, you are misinformed. When you are in that sub for 6 months, there will be plenty of sailors telling you that your ass is ashy.
I guess the naval officers end up pleasuring each other because the Marines get all the women.

 

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
I'd cornhole a fine assed woman any day of the week

EDIT for my own safety: But only if it was you, Kirsten...

 

oh god...i hope jess just reads the first page and laughs at me and gives me a hug tonight instead of me having to clean up a fucked up blaxican...lol

 

okay...okay.... you guys get all the "women" that doesnt even deserve a reply. besides. we all know, you are a sick sick man. who was obviously traumatized/sodomized over and over, and found comfort in the brainwashing you were given...this brainwashing being that. everyone does it. yeah. even i admit that nukes are freakin gay. thats why im not going 2 play in bubbles. but i know of a certain new amphibious landing craft that looks alot like a sub, wait....it is a sub. and the people who ride in that will be MARINES, and SEALs. i wonder who pitches when they meet. SEALs vs. MARINES.