Who Thinks Ricers Suck?
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Originally posted by Fat Nick
I can define it by saying it's like taking a Civic EX coupe and putting Si stickers on it and painting it Electron blue to make it look like something it isn't. If you have stickers of products you don't have on the car. And last but not least when you street race someone at the end of beating them you turn on your flashers, or if you lose and the winner slows down you come up on them and fly by them at about 20-40 mph faster than the winner is going A.K.A. "Ricer Fly-By".
I can define it by saying it's like taking a Civic EX coupe and putting Si stickers on it and painting it Electron blue to make it look like something it isn't. If you have stickers of products you don't have on the car. And last but not least when you street race someone at the end of beating them you turn on your flashers, or if you lose and the winner slows down you come up on them and fly by them at about 20-40 mph faster than the winner is going A.K.A. "Ricer Fly-By".
so what is the american counterpart????
like for instance a mustang owner that has japanese writing on the back and says he has a rotary engine
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From: Portsmouth
yea this topic has been more than played out ... but atleast we all agree ... any you know there have been a lot of non driveing people up here l8ly but i know how it is iv been there before so even when they say shit like they want a intercooler and maybe a turbo i just lauph and let it go ... know what i mean guys?
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From: VA
In case you didnt know, you might be a ricer if...
...you find yourself using the excuse "Yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude!" after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door "Type R"
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most Asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50HP as the "Big Shot"
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have "Powered By" anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image and not the money
... you have "N/T" polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.6L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only actual mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine
and yes, there is such a thing as domestic rice....
...nuff said...
...you find yourself using the excuse "Yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude!" after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door "Type R"
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most Asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50HP as the "Big Shot"
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have "Powered By" anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image and not the money
... you have "N/T" polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.6L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only actual mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine
and yes, there is such a thing as domestic rice....
...nuff said...
don't fuck with me.
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Originally posted by SHO-BRO
how do u put pics on here
how do u put pics on here
remove the * though in the first img tag
(thanks to dan the man)
you've gotta get your picture hosted by another site...and then do the above tag...
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