I personally wouldn't buy a 4 thousand dollar house.

 

tiny down payment lol

 

I bought my new house for about $5-8k down, the rest is all voodoo financing from previous investments. If you have a good job, can take out 103% mortgage, meaning you put nothing down and have 3% of the home's value to buy furniture, fridge, and beer. I know real estate like a lesbian knows vagina, all up in that.

 

yeah I know i really do need to do that, but I really want a bike

damn you patrick for being responsible and making mature decisions lol