Yes they are. Bikers are pussies who have to say the own a bike to look super cool.

Only a real man can tell people he drove a pink RX-7 with a straight face, and still be totally serious.

 

Unfortunately you're partially right.. I know several people who bought bikes to stand next to them. I don't ride a motorcycle to "look cool" or to put girls on the back of it.

Typically those people that you're referring to will be seen riding in a tank top, shorts, and sandals... or maybe even a half shell or german helmet. You can tell.

 

aka, the group of fucking assholes i met coming down the mountain yesterday afternoon. probably 25 bikers, one in the front laying it side to side, and i didnt see a single flak jacket, let alone leathers. t shirts, shorts, and sneakers is apparently the new form of safety gear.



fucking squids.

 

Yeah, a few of my friends think bikes are awesome. Yet they've never ever rode one. "Girls love them!" And yeah, you can tell the difference usually by just looking at them.

Fags.

 

Every once in a while I'll squid it up and ride in a t-shirt if I'm just going to be in stop and go traffic and I actually have to be somewhere. If I'm actually riding, you'll see me in leather.

 

Uhh... Bikes ARE awesome.

 

Yeah... If you're gay.

 

They would suit you well then, right buddy?

 

My next bike is going to be pink...

 

In tribute to ol' rotorboy?