What da puck is that?

 

Shit is Kustom

I offered him this, but told him that he'd need cash on his end:

 

Want to hate everything, but watching Michigan's Spring game right now.

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http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/3746795262.html

"2007 dodge charger wth Lambo doors - $13999 (Suffolk )



Red 07 dodge charger custom lombo doors that open both upward and like stock (regular)so you don't have to alway open them up. Custom 22'' inch chrome rims with all center plates that says "player, player". This car also has remote control underbody neon lights that changes up to 7 deferent colors and different motions like sound activated mood. Custom painted dash board kit, all tinted window. Equipped with keyless entry and alarm , fm/am radio, heat, A.C ,crews control, ajustable steering wheel and safty airbags . automatic transmittion; very clean interior like new..... Asking price is $13,999 OBO willing to nigociate but only if you're a serious buyer with sum actuall money looking for a nice vehicle then we can talk business so please don't waste my time **SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY!!! Please and thank you . If interesting are have any questions I can be contactd at 2847812 txt or call, leave a message if I'm not available and I will get back to you ASAP . Have a great day ."




I don't even know where to start with this shit. I almost died laughing when I read the word "nigociate" though.

 

Ask him if he'll trade for pitbull puppies and a Honda shell no title with RIMZ

 

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org...750407331.html




"Redneck honda civic - $3700 (Stafford)


I got a 1997 Honda civic just painted. New motor new trans new tires. Motor only has 65,000 miles on it same with the trans d16. The are two old motor monts that are broken. But other then that the car is fine runs strong just tryin to get a truck tired of liven the low life( lower honda) can't go off road sucks. Any ways 3700 firm or trade for truck must be 4x4. Lift preferred no balled tires. Shot me a text or call 5407354127"

 

LOL @ the

 

"Can't go offroad sucks"

Did he expect a civic to handle rootin' when he applied for the car loan or something? Wtf

 

What is so custom about his wheels? They look like every other set of ghettofabulous "rimz" out there: chrome, ugly, huge.