Yes, very. But it's funny how it happened. The Count of Monte Cristo couldn't have planned it better. I'll tell you the tale of dirty Hooters girls one of these days.

 

I wanna hear the dirty Hooter girl tale too.

 

Shit, here goes:
- Hot chick that used to be a Hooters girl was waitressing at my bar.
- After persistent flirting, teasing, and irresistable Skywalker charm, I stole her from her boyfriend.
- After a couple of weeks, her boyfriend starts coming back into the picture. They were together forever, feelings were still there, whatever...blahblahblah. We split.
- A week later, she makes a great attempt to hook back up w/ me. OK, I give her another chance.
- Everything is going good. Pussy is great. She tells me she's falling in love w/ me, yadda yadda.
- Week later the boyfriend is BACK in the picture (oh yeah, the boyfriend is a Hooters cook, LOL). She doesn't know what the hell she wants to do (she IS a female by the way); so fuck it, I'm thru w/ her. Sex was really good; but she was too into herself and had too many issues.
- A good while later, I'm in Hooters drinking some pitchers w/ the Rebel Alliance and this one chick comes up to me, asks me if I'm Eric, yadda yadda....the girl I've been talking about apparently slept with HER boyfriend. DRAMA.
- To make a long story short: all the Hooters chicks and their boyfriends/girlfriends slept w/ each other at some point. And they now have herpes.
- Luckily I bailed before I was scathed. That would truly truly suck. It just seems like sweet revenge for all the people who need drama in their life....now they'll have it forever. Unfortunately, they are all sluts and are probably spreading their shit to other people throughout the world.
- The funniest part to me is now she is working at Hooters again. (Kinda like the vengeful irony in the movie Big Daddy).

Life is great!

 

LOL

 

That was great. I'll have to tell that story to my Hooter girls and see what they say. They probably have similar drama going on in their Hooters.

 

Most of the Hooters in 757 suck. The one in Chesapeake is mostly little girls. You can't go to Hooters and see any "hooters". I mean WTF? That's like hiring a stripper in a wheelchair!

 

hahaha great story and even better analogy.

 

HA! That was nothing. I have tons of great stories I could tell. I must say I've lived an interesting life so far. Glad my past is entertaining you all.

 

Wuh She got swooped by a Ninja? LMFAO (Oh my god you wouldnt believe how hard im laughing....)Now I wanna go see her, go laugh at her.....Wuh hooters is she at? I'll go drink a Pint to her new found Glory....LMAO

 

I thought you already knew that. Our jokes came true. I even saw her at the bar one day and she had a bandaid covering some nasty shit on her back. She said it was some form of herpes. Couldn't believe she actually told me that. Eeeeeewwwwww, gross. Don't sleep w/ any hoes at Hooters.