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Old May 29, 2004 | 08:07 AM
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I dunno if I would go there, hell I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick with your neighbor pushing!

on another note, BCisme I really do hope you are joking about the GT/V6 thing especially for all the shit I remember you talking a while back...
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:07 AM
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That's your own damn fault for ignoring the WARNING tatoos on her inner thighs and asscheeks . . . but we can keep your wifey safe from the syphillis, tell her she can be with me and finally have sex for longer than the 3.5 minutes she's grown accustomed to with you . . .
That is about how long she can go before I start to rip her. I suppose trying something smaller might be able to make her go longer, but I don't think she'll want to give up the mind blowing orgasms for your endless inquiries of "can you feel me?"
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GodsOther
I dunno if I would go there, hell I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick with your neighbor pushing!
That's because, unlike your previous lovers, she's not a man.
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by GodsOther
on another note, BCisme I really do hope you are joking about the GT/V6 thing especially for all the shit I remember you talking a while back...
does it matter? i gurantee you my 6 will own you from a dig.
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by BCisme
well it has GT badges, dual exhaust, even a GT bumper. but lilspic called me out at benns one night so the jig is up.
i can vouch for this.. i inspected.. i was all happy "wow, i get to drive a real V8".. popped the hood and 3.8 was ownin me..
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:16 AM
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Well, since it would take an Irishman to dethrone an Irishman, you could actually be competition . . .


But I'll always be on top as long as I have your Lucky Charms, bitch!
Fucking cunt.... I shine my unbarably white ass in your general direction!
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by To0C0oL
i can vouch for this.. i inspected.. i was all happy "wow, i get to drive a real V8".. popped the hood and 3.8 was ownin me..
He should just rip out the 3.8 and drop in a 4.6 4v out of a Cobra/Mach 1. Unless he's trying to be funny and make people think it's a GT.
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:23 AM
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He should just rip out the 3.8 and drop in a 4.6 4v out of a Cobra/Mach 1. Unless he's trying to be funny and make people think it's a GT.
i've actually priced around. last year a company had 10 03 cobra engine/tranny/ecu packages they were selling for 7 G's. i didnt have the money. and some guy from modulardepot is putting a mach 1 motor in his 98. been posting pics as he goes along.
Old May 29, 2004 | 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by blaxican25
That is about how long she can go before I start to rip her. I suppose trying something smaller might be able to make her go longer, but I don't think she'll want to give up the mind blowing orgasms for your endless inquiries of "can you feel me?"
I think you're mistaken. Instead of putting a large cock in her love hole, you've been putting a miniature cock in her piss hole. Hence the ripping and burning sensation.

But I heard Enzyte (the all-natural male enhancer) is giving free samples, you should grab a couple and start hitting the right hole, I'm getting sick of her blowing my phone up every night after you fall asleep . . .

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Old May 29, 2004 | 08:39 AM
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I think you're mistaken. Instead of putting a large cock in her love hole, you've been putting a miniature cock in her piss hole. Hence the ripping and burning sensation.

But I heard Enzyte is giving free samples, you should grab a couple and start hitting the right hole, I'm getting sick of her blowing my phone up every night after you fall asleep . . .
My wife won't let me use natural enhancements anymore, since I took a pill of Viagra and almost caused her to need a hysterectomy. Something about severe uterine bruising.
She's calling you from my phone. She checks to see what bitches have been calling me during the day and she calls them late at night to tell them to stay the hell away. I guess she figures since you call begging for me cock 20 times a day, you must be a woman. Sadly enough, she says you're still awake at 3AM wearing your father's lingerie and masturbating to pictures of Bea Arthur wearing a strap on.



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