So one of my ex's just moved back to town and called me wanting to hang out. We've been out a few times since then, well anyway...last night...we went out to eat. Now, imagine this girl...probably an 8 or a 9...We're in the middle of a nice, laid back dinner, just talking, and next thing you know this bitch starts to lean to one side. I'm thinking to myself, I'm like "nuh uh, no she isn't..." Next thing you know, she's holding her breath a little, now I'm like "what the fuck?" Yea you guessed what comes next, "pfffffffftttttt!"

"OH HEEEEEELLLLL NO!" This bitch just cocked her ass up and farted out loud at the dinner table! WTF?!!?!?

 

 

Thats a keeper.

 

Who was it? LOL

 

+1, that was my first thought also

 

Classy.

 

LMFAO!!!

 

Now thats being open... no harm in farting as long as you say excuse me. hahahaha

 

lol thats fuckin great....lol

 

lmao, I would've knocked the bitch the fuck out and left