Since people can't seem to differentiate the classifieds section with the Central VA section, I'm going to make this real clear:

Central is not the place to post your classified ad. If you do not have access to post classifieds yet, wait your turn until you're past trial member status and then post it in the proper section. From this point forward, anyone who posts a classified ad in the Central VA section, regardless of post count, will be banned. Don't force me have to make good on this promise.