Being the driver of the notorious white TurboCoupe with the black Wu-Tang bat on the trunk lid and black wheels (Pround member of 'The Black Wheel Mafia' - put that in your notes), I would just like to say thank you for failing to notice that I was not wearing a seat belt, I did not have a current city sticker, an inspection sticker, or any current insurance. You just saved me a ton of money on my fines. You also failed to notice that I was decelerating when you clocked me at 85mph, and a Prelude was a ways behind me, also decelerating.

Since I know you'll read this - and I'm sure some of the kids on here will be pulled by you - you're seriously one of the coolest officers of the law I've ever dealt with. Shoot me a PM if you want the latest info on the ricers on here. As I'm sure you could tell by our earlier conversation, I hate 95% of this message board also.



By the way, the Wu-Tang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. See you August 18th. <3

I hope this thread be can't be used in a court of law. If so, I just heard that someone got pulled over in my car. I think my brother. I dunno who I am.

edit: Dryhopsux - You are known by the Law Enforcement for the Commonwealth of Virginia as the biggest narc God himself ever created. Keep it up. Giant Square and Benn's would like to shake your hand.

 

Thank you for the disclaimer. That's fucking money.

 

Haha, that's funny if he was State Police, that is my cousin.

 

Yeah, he's cool as shit. I'm gonna start posting on TWR so he'll stop hunting me. He loves those TWR kids.

 

Does he post here?

 

This is why I fucking hate ricers. Stupid faggots.

I drive a domestic and I do not break the law.

 

Yeah.

 

lol

 

haha. I'd like hear more about this.

 

What is his s/n?