Your car sucks...

Since we are all bashing whatever car we don't own, to make ourselves feel better, lets post up why any car that you don't or have never owned, sucks..

Mustangs suck because they can only go fast in a straight line, weigh 5000 lbs, and rust.

Nissan 240's suck because all they do is drift, drifting is gay.

SRT-4's suck because they have a decent engine in a shitty Neon. They also handle like poo..

WRX's suck because the drivetrain sucks, and they sound like bubble machines.

EVO's suck because that engine is like 20 years old, gee gYz!

Camaro's suck because only rednecks own them.

Eclipse's suck because they have the worst reliability.

RX7's sucks because they sound like lawnmowers/airplanes/weedwackers, and have absolutely no torque.

Corvettes are gay because only 50 yr old mid life crisis buyers buy them.

BMW's suck because all the owners are cocky.

Supra's suck, damn, Supra's just plain don't suck. Anyone come up with somethin for supra's?

3000GT's suck because they are heavy.

Honda's suck because there is no such thing as a fast Honda, nevAr.

Whatever car I missed sucks, because I'm an ignorant asshole and I say so, got it?



Lets focus our need to insult other peoples cars/bikes/transportation in this one thread okie dokie?

 

You really are hurt over this honda thing aren't you?

Is your call ALL you have or what?

FFS...

 

No no I am familiar to the bs by now, but I just notice it with all kinds of cars from all kinds of people on this forum, so lets contribute to the thread eh?!

Is my car all I have? Hmm well, 1)my gf/family and 2)my car/bike, in order of importance, so yea pretty much.

I have probably spent 500 hrs easy working on my car, maybe more, so I guess you could say its sort of imporant to me. I have done everything that I have done to it in less than a year(since I have had the car), minus fixing all the stuff that arises from doing what I have done to it.

But anyways, back on topic, insult some peoples cars, I am being serious..

 

I was driving up williamson today... and saw two guys in an old ass blue 4 door acura integra with chrome wheels.

White kids, hats turned sideways, blasting the fuck out of their factory system...

I thought they were pretty cool myself...

 

I forgot Acura's, crap, alright..

Acura's suck because gangsta's with chrome wheels own them, and they think they are better than Honduh's, thats right Nelson, you heard me!

 

Whats the deal garen lol.... I know its school lol it drives me up a wall too. You have become one of them now..... shame shame

 

that shit is funny...

 

it is

 

Syclones/Typhoons suck because what moron/redneck would want to race a truck anyways?

Toyota 4runners suck since you must have two wrists and four elbows on the same arm to reach the oil filter (ask me how I know).

Plastic chrome spinner hubcaps from walmart suck because....well it should be obvious why they suck.

 

Volkswagen's suck. I don't need a reason. They just do!