I'm looking for a professional to write my resume for me, I have tried to put one together, but I am just not good about talking myself up. Does anyone have any experience with anyone in particular or know someone who can put one together for me? All I want to do is sit down with someone and have them ask me questions and look through my awards, qualifications and certificates and do all the work for me. Of course this is paid work.

Thanks in advance.

 

call my mom.....wait nm dont do that



that just sounds too weird

 

call 4731699 his name is john he writes an awsome resume. he owns the place its called write impressions tell him jeff sent you he'll prob hook you up." best resume aound"

 

PM me.

 

2 words for you:

Microsoft Word

 

2 words for you:

Fucking Idiot.

If you don't see why then I am correct about my two word assumption.

 

always use euphemisms.

i.e. put on your resume: porcelain maintenance technician....what it really means is a dishwasher.


post your resume up here

 

that's not called innuendo, dumbass.
it's called a euphemism.

i swear, when some people try to sound intelligent...

 

HAHAHAHAH LMAO

 

basically just use big words like coagulate and equinox (who cares of it doesnt make sense no one wants to spend the time to look up the actual meanings) and euphemisms like "custodial engineer" aka janitor. based on those those three things right there, thats like a managers position at Mcdonals..WORD!