well Im now a official asshole...
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well Im now a official asshole...
well I was just out in the shop putting my billet grill back in and a salesman calls the house. Well, I wasn't sober and I played along becuase I didnt know any better. hahaha This foreign salesman kept on asking about interest rates etc.
I told dad to get the horns. I told the salesman that I would get the papers. waited a couple seconds and said "ohhh here they are" and signaled for my dad to blast the horns as I held the phone down.
Now usually Im nice and don't mess with any solicitors but I had to do it.
The worst part is that he called BACK!. I was nice and didnt pick up
So who now thinks Im a asshole?
I told dad to get the horns. I told the salesman that I would get the papers. waited a couple seconds and said "ohhh here they are" and signaled for my dad to blast the horns as I held the phone down.
Now usually Im nice and don't mess with any solicitors but I had to do it.
The worst part is that he called BACK!. I was nice and didnt pick up
So who now thinks Im a asshole?
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Re: well Im now a official asshole...
sounds good, almost as good as the time i was on the phone with tech support for a DSL modem about four years ago.
"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"
they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes
although, every time i called after that, they were real nice
"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"
they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes
although, every time i called after that, they were real nice
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Re: well Im now a official asshole...
Originally Posted by fc735
sounds good, almost as good as the time i was on the phone with tech support for a DSL modem about four years ago.
"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"
they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes
although, every time i called after that, they were real nice
"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"
they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes
although, every time i called after that, they were real nice
LMAO!!!! I must say that it about the coolest telemarketer prank/insult i've heard!
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Re: well Im now a official asshole...
Originally Posted by fc735
sounds good, almost as good as the time i was on the phone with tech support for a DSL modem about four years ago.
"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"
they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes
although, every time i called after that, they were real nice
"this thing is a piece of shit, i can put it in the freezer and it works for about ten minutes, then dies"
them-"well sir...blah blah, its your fault for putting it in the freezer, blah blah"
"i am going to shoot this goddamn thing:
them-"we at Zexel take pride in our..."
[.45 unloading a clip into the yard and modem]
them-"sir...what was that?"
"me shooting your goddamn modem"
they charged me for a new one though, for some reason they didnt want to warranty one out with eight holes
although, every time i called after that, they were real nice