SOOOO funny i had to share
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SOOOO funny i had to share
THE GHETTO SPELLING BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb -
>> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4 Foreclose -
>> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum -
>> I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment -
>> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to the joint.
7. Penis -
>> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel -
>> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine -
>> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic -
>> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq -
>>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain -
>>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify -
>>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."
14. Income -
>>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
> Let us use it in a sentence.
>>"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb -
>> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4 Foreclose -
>> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum -
>> I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment -
>> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to the joint.
7. Penis -
>> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel -
>> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine -
>> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic -
>> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq -
>>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain -
>>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify -
>>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."
14. Income -
>>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
> Let us use it in a sentence.
>>"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Re: SOOOO funny i had to share
Originally Posted by IAmCman
What kind of 5th grade spelling homework has the words "penis" and "rectum" in it?
haahahahahahaha
1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.