Some old ass DC driver just rear ended me on my way home from work. My muffler is pushed up into my bumper. I am fucking PISSED!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody wanna join me in getting fucked up, I'll be at my house.

 

that ssucks, at least you didn't beat the shit outta him

 

Damn Eric that sucks ass. Did you get all the proper insurance info from him? Did you kick his ass? I have to get my wig chopped...I'll try to swing by.

 

damn dood, at least you gonna get some fresh shit

 

I got his info, and a signed letter stating it was his fault. I'm about to call my insurer. This fucking sucks.

Dude was scared as shit. As soon as I got hit you could probably see my waving my arms around screaming "GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCK!!!!" I was on the edge of losing it. Homeboy was a little nervous until I calmed down.

 

OH CRAP. I'm sorry, Eric! You restrained yourself better than I would....dude would have had a black eye if it had been my car.

 

yeah, I guess this is an opportunity to get a stock-looking exhaust to avoid FFC police harassment.

But I gotta get the pipe bent so I can drive it in the meantime without burning a hole thru my bumper. (I'm supposed to drive to the 757 tomorrow night)

And I gotta make sure my rear end doesn't look like total shit before the show. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

 

he was too old for me to beat on.

 

DAMN OLD PEOPLE!

 

i got rearended and it fucked up my exhaust...the exhaust was just never the same after that. I scared the kid that rear-ended me pretty well too by screaming when i got out of my car..." GOD DAMN IT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT? OH MOTHERFUCKER MY EXHAUST IS ALL BENT UP TO HELL, FUCKING HELL"

he was like...is it ok? i was like FUCK NO

getting rear-ended when its not your fault is the worst.