10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
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10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
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Re: 10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
Originally posted by 1evilS10
10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
10 Reasons Trick or Treat is better than SEX
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
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no. i definitely like sex better. sex doesnt make you fat either. unless you're a dumbass and end up getting pregnant. but look, you find me a candy bar that does to me what sex does and i might reconsider. 
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From: Glen Allen VA
Was watching a Discovery channel program here in Holland last night. It was about how sex helps boost the immune system and the other health benefits. Full on nudity and sometimes a bit graphic. Did I mention that it was THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL ?!?!
