A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said shewas going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
no need for
his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he

went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without painand
as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't
know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So
she
joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,cavorting
around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as
far as he
wished,
naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate
intercourse
in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and
went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading

when he
came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell
you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown
and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the
time of his
life."

 

oh shit

 

 

lmao

 

actually no, that was funny. this is wrong

 

hahah to the story and to that pic

 

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

 

Hell no!!!!

 

OMG - she got what she deserved for tryin to trick him

 

story = funny

t-shirt - fucked up