Official Worthless Thread of the Day (December 22)
12-22-2003 | 07:32 AM
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From: Not perfect, just forgiven...
we are an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars, clothes, working jobs we hate so we buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose, place. We have no Great War. Our Great War's a spiritual war, our Great Depression is us. We've been raised on tv to believe that one day we'd be millionaires, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning this. And we're very, very pissed off.
12-22-2003 | 07:39 AM
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I can't speak for any guy here but here's a lil something I heard Chris Rock say:
"Life is like a big sale for women. The object is the get as much stuff as you can before the store closes."
I've always found that funny and somewhat true.
I guess for a guy, it's to get laid and get laid.
"Life is like a big sale for women. The object is the get as much stuff as you can before the store closes."
I've always found that funny and somewhat true.
I guess for a guy, it's to get laid and get laid.
12-22-2003 | 07:42 AM
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From: Not perfect, just forgiven...
haha i think i saw that one
"when a girl tells me she dont suck dick i look at her like an 8 trac and think... they still make you?!?!?" or something like that..
chris rock is funny as shit
"when a girl tells me she dont suck dick i look at her like an 8 trac and think... they still make you?!?!?" or something like that..
chris rock is funny as shit
Last edited by Del; 12-22-2003 at 07:48 AM.
12-22-2003 | 07:47 AM
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"There are 3 types of women:
1. The woman who hates to suck dick. Bye, see ya, get out of here.
2. The woman who gives you just enough head to shut you up.
3. The woman who loves nothing better than to suck a d**k. God bless all of you. You make the world a better place to live. I want you to suck my d**k like the antidote is in that motha******."
1. The woman who hates to suck dick. Bye, see ya, get out of here.
2. The woman who gives you just enough head to shut you up.
3. The woman who loves nothing better than to suck a d**k. God bless all of you. You make the world a better place to live. I want you to suck my d**k like the antidote is in that motha******."
12-22-2003 | 01:32 PM
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Originally posted by Del
we are an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars, clothes, working jobs we hate so we buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose, place. We have no Great War. Our Great War's a spiritual war, our Great Depression is us. We've been raised on tv to believe that one day we'd be millionaires, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning this. And we're very, very pissed off.
we are an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars, clothes, working jobs we hate so we buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose, place. We have no Great War. Our Great War's a spiritual war, our Great Depression is us. We've been raised on tv to believe that one day we'd be millionaires, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning this. And we're very, very pissed off.
