Do not hire James Thurman in Virginia Beach unless you have "get ass raped" on your bucket list. He is the worst attorney ever. I'd hire the guy from fear and loathing in las Vegas over this useless waste of cash...at least I'd get some ether out of the deal.

However, you should definitely hire my ex's attorney. He crawled from the depths of hell to beat the shit out of people in court for a good price. Dick.

Just saying.

 

INB4 you get hit on.























Wanna get some drinks?























wut?

 

Wait...aren't you that girl that had a "great" relationship like a year ago?

 

i'd rather marry a decent person and have a lasting marriage.

 

You damn right.

Wanna drive to Vermont?

 

what we would do afterwards would be illegal in 43 states and portugal. you bring the basketball and mittens, i'll get the spatula and can of corn.

 

this is all i read

 

+Rep as this is all I read as well.

 

magic.

 

im not a lawyer but I do know where you can get some dick also tits or GTFO