So im gonna be living in Smithfield for 4 days a week for the next 3-4 months. Is there anything there other than ham? I love ham but im looking for titty bars, rub and tugs, prostitute strolls and things of an immoral nature. Any advice will be rewarded with an 8x10 glossy of my pecker.

Thank you kindly.

 

the town closes down at 9pm..

 

Well shit

 

stay the fuck away from the smithfield plants, it smells like pig shit 24/7

also...there is NOTHING to do there and the police are SUPER strict with speeding/traffic shit

I know from personal experience and spent 5 days a week there every week for 6 months

 

I've got no advice, but if I PM you my address may I still get the pecker glossy?

 

Rub and tug specials at my house in Smithfield.

 

Absolutely!

 

It's like the Canada of Virgina; a whole lot of nothing.

 

Excellent!

Do you offer prostate massage? It's been ages since I've had a good release.

 

Smithfield sucks. I'm staying in Hampton and that sucks too.