Cool azz P-town cop
I was driving last night, straight wasted from all that boost I mean boos. Leaving Bar going through the tunnel heading home. Nobody to race or even follow. Now I'm not swerving or anything, had cruise set at like 75mph. Yeah sure it was 20 over but hey i was just trying to get home a little faster. Out of nowhere a cop pulls in behind me and turned his lights on. I knew i was going down, cop asked the usual question, told him I knew i was speeding because I had cruise set at 75mph. Cop said try like 90, no way, but then I thought for a second and i said sir i haven't had my car calabrated since I put on my new 335/30/18, which would fuck the reading up for sure but I dont know how much. Then he asked had I been drinking and I told him yeah I had 4 beers, the last one about 10min ago. I said I would not pass a breath test, he said I know, because you just finished one. So he said I would have to due some other tests ( ABC's starting from E-P, count backwards from 67 to 54, follow the tip of his pin, and the straight line test) passed all of them so he let me call for a ride to come get my friend and I. No DUI but I got a ticket for 90 in a 55, which isnt good niether it is reckless driving but I can it dropped to just speeding because I know my cal. is off but hey I'm not complainng could of had my first DUI instead got my first reckless after 8yrs of driving and streetracing
Last edited by NO PISTONS; May 14, 2004 at 06:45 AM.
So, you were driving drunk?
You should have crashed into a divider and died.
I can not honestly believe a cop letting you go with alcohol on your breath going 35 over.
BTW, I'm saving this webpage and taking a screenshot to mail it to the police dept in P-Town so they'll have a nice confession of you being wasted.
You should have crashed into a divider and died.
I can not honestly believe a cop letting you go with alcohol on your breath going 35 over.
BTW, I'm saving this webpage and taking a screenshot to mail it to the police dept in P-Town so they'll have a nice confession of you being wasted.
Last edited by Gaius Caligula; May 14, 2004 at 06:53 AM.
Originally Posted by Ambient
BTW, I'm saving this webpage and taking a screenshot to mail it to the police dept in P-Town so they'll have a nice confession of you being wasted.
DO IT!! That would be great

Seriously guy, you're admitting to driving drunk, going 90 in a 55 and that you have a past of street racing... you're a fucking MORON!!
Its people like you that should drive themselves off of cliffs (no offense or anything
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I have never been caught street racing and I never told the cop that I'm a "StreetRacer" but by looking at my car he could tell I street race. ZweatDreamz I did leave my car on the side of the road because he would not let me leave intil I got a ride home which I did. Got my boy to come over and we drove him to my car and i rode with him back to my house. And 75mph isnt reckless thats only 20 over its 25 over that they'll fuck you on. I never told the cop I was drunk I told him I had 4 beers I know thats enough for you but I need more than that intil it fucks with my driving skillz. I have the ticket and the hangover to prove it
Last edited by NO PISTONS; May 14, 2004 at 08:54 AM.
Originally Posted by NO PISTONS
I have never been caught street racing and I never told the cop that I'm a "StreetRacer" but by looking at my car he could tell I street race.

and you said the cop got you going 90. That sir, is over 25 over.
Originally Posted by NO PISTONS
I have never been caught street racing and I never told the cop that I'm a "StreetRacer" but by looking at my car he could tell I street race. ZweatDreamz I did leave my car on the side of the road because he would not let me leave intil I got a ride home which I did. Got my boy to come over and we drove him to my car and i rode with him back to my house. And 75mph isnt reckless thats only 20 over its 25 over that they'll fuck you on. I never told the cop I was drunk I told him I had 4 beers I know thats enough for you but I need more than that intil it fucks with my driving skillz. I have the ticket and the hangover to prove it
let the events be a lesson to you to never drink and drive again. you got lucky... had there been others for you
Originally Posted by NO PISTONS
to race or even follow
Last edited by subaruboy; May 14, 2004 at 09:08 AM.







