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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 10:28 PM
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Default Car Jokes/cut-downs...lets hear them.

I wanna hear some of your Best Car jokes/cut-downs...watever.

please note: Dont take these seriously if u get offended by some of these comments...

ill start...



The offcial logo for men with VW's
"I just came out of the Closet"

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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 10:34 PM
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I drink some v8 with rice.

hahahahaha, I love that fobby one.

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Old Feb 10, 2003 | 10:34 PM
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how is this car related? maaaan u punker, u moved my bored thread, and now u start this?.... we need a new mod


wrx's look like over sized neons
Old Feb 11, 2003 | 04:19 AM
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V8s = a boat with the aerodynamics of a brick that couldnt outhandle a bus.

Old Feb 11, 2003 | 04:53 AM
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You're Honda's so slow, when you did the 1/4 mile they coined the phrase "minute rice"

I made that one up a couple years back...heh

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Old Feb 13, 2003 | 12:54 PM
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Civics are like tampons...every pussy's got one
Speed kills...drive a honda live forever
Hondas new nickname is "the Torqueless wonders"

there ya go Dan, I think those are some good HonDUH bashing comments
Old Feb 13, 2003 | 02:12 PM
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nice hahaha, i like the honda jokes.
Old Feb 13, 2003 | 02:24 PM
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yea me too.

oh wait....

hahaha.


wait a min. wasnt it just last wknd that phil's honda beat you in a "speed" contest? he seems to be goin fast and living forever. :-P
Old Feb 13, 2003 | 02:48 PM
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drivin a honda is like how sex should be... slow and loud enough to wake the neighbors
Old Feb 13, 2003 | 03:01 PM
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Yes Steve, very true, but that was only on a roll, from a stop he was mine



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