Anybody here ever done that before??? I'm sure this applies to both genders.

 

You and your boy are out on the town and meet 2 chicks. Let's say your boy hits it off good with the better looking of the two. As a friend, your duty is to distract the other one so your boy can get his groove on. Chances are, the grenade is not so attractive which is why she's the only one not getting any attention. If nobody gives her attention, she will convince her friends to go home.

 

Did you friends appreciate the sacrifice you just made? Were they grateful that you lowered your standards so the whole as a group has a good time? I'm saying this because I've recently had to do it and the gesture was not appreciated.

 

check out a commedian named Carlos Mencia i think thats how you spell his name. He does a whole bit on how it is our duty as friends to take the fat nasty bitch home. I think it went something like comeone whanita i got enough tequilla to make you look beautiful

 

Ugly chicks should stay home to begin with.

 

They're not necessarily ugly, the grenade could just be a 5 while all her friends are 8-10's.

 

If she aint fine enuff to get the wang up, I'm not taking the hit.

 

Thank you. I feel the well being of the group as a whole matters more on group outings. If you sacrifice yourself, it should be appreciated.

 

throw trash at her.

 

I should. That chick ended up going home with the clothes I gave her to sleep in.