Originally Posted by
Trunk Impaired
Around here $1500 could get him a Saab 900 from around the same year. Instead he buys the second most stolen car in the US, puts a bunch of money in it, and then parks it right out in the street (where he has presumably parked it many times before) in an area infamous for Honda theft. Obviously having something stolen is terrible and I hope he gets it back, but jesus dude you were practically asking for it. It's not hard. Presumably he's parked it out there before and he's probably got a routine so they staked out his place, waited for all the lights to go out, consulted Mr. Slim Jim, and drove off with his shit like it was nothing. The ignition barrel was probably fucked (although they've probably got a key from every different combination Honda used at that time anyway). I once owned a 99 CR-V that you could literally start with a popsicle stick. 90s Hondas are garbage.
no one wants to be jerry seinfield