I got my invitation to cordially get the fuck out of the house tomorrow

thanks not stock, you've been real helpful.

 

The best thing you can do is cook for you girl, no matter how it taste. Setup your own candlelight table and all that. Its just like making a card instead of buying one, its more thought put into it. Just my two cents. But if you want to take her out, try the Cheesecake Bistro at Stony Point.

 

that place is ewww.

 

He didn't say anything about a camera having to leave, too. Ask for some "vacation" loot or just cordially sell the video on eBay.

 

hahaha. I could make several jokes at his or her expense here, but I will refrain because he get's all flabbergasted when I make pick on his girl

 

Decorate a box nicely with a giant bow, then cut a hole in the side and place it on the counter. Nice conversation piece just before dinner. If the box looks a little bit "used" afterwards, for the love of sweet baby jeebus, don't touch that cardboard love puppet!

 

haha, thanks homie...

every single holiday my dick in a box..