I know that they count, but I don't know if a treatment would be nearly as bad a misdemeanor drunk in public charge.

That is what I was trying to really figure out.

 

Brian's on another level. He's a clean cut blonde haired white guy driving a $30k+ American sports car icon after leaving a nice bar and his blonde haired big boobed girlfriend.

He could shank you in front of the cops and give them a high-five as he peels out of the parking lot with his drink of choice (Smirnoff Ice) in his other hand.

 

You have to put the gayest drink in his hand.

 

I always think of this when I think about racist cops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoI6OZBqHgI

 

I'm seriously LOLing at my desk. High Five!
But he's right... I love me some Smirnoff Ice's. I don't drink them in pubic anymore, but back in college when they came out I downed them like candy.

 

Lol I wouldn't admit to that bullshit.

 

I don't care... Smirnoff Ice does the 2 things I need.

1. Gets me drunk
2. Tastes good

So what if it's "Fruity"... anyway... now I'm either drinking corona, blue moon, captain/diet, jack/diet, or redbull/vodka (If I feel like getting retarded).

EDIT: Which is probably why I've gained 40lbs since college

 

diet? the fuck? You are gay.

 

Gay and 257 lbs.... plus I was raised on diet sodas... I prefer the taste. Only time I drink regular is when I'm downing some Mountain Dew or have Coke in a glass bottle.

 

You are lucky you drive a Z06 cause even a regular C5 wouldn't save you from your gayness.