Hey, I'm new to the forum but not new to the tuner world. I'm also a member on clubcav.com I was picking up some wax for my gf's car when a guy at Advance Auto suggested this forum to me. Just wondering if there are any other Cavalier owners in here!

 

Yes...but we have them in a closet like the retarded aunt no one likes to talk about

 

I'm not sure if I should feel humored or slightly offended..he.he..??

 

A little both, but hopefully more the latter than the former.

 

lol ok. Yea I know we aren't the fastest things on the road but they're fun to mod!

 

Don't forget the ugly. Large helpings of ugly.

And slow, even after mods.


Did I mention ugly?

 

True, we do have terrible 0-60's and even a turbo charged z24 runs maybe in the 14's on a good day but I wouldn't trade my Cav for a Honda any day of the week!

 

That would be like trading AIDS for Ebola.

The only Ecotec-powered car I would get would be a Sky Redline or a Solstice GXP.

Mostly because they oriented the engine the proper way.

 

lol, good analogy but Honda owners bash us all the time, they don't have a lot of room to talk! I'm not gonna lie, our 4 door models are ugly as sin but I don't see a problem with our coupes! What do you find so visually unappealing about them?

 

The body panels?


I just don't like the way they look. Every generation has gotten it wrong as far as a sporty-looking compact cars. Japan and Europe have that on lockdown. I mean, stylistically, Integra and Civic coupes shit all over every Cavalier, ever.