I would, your tiny and have a pretty mouth

 

 

You may not live long enough to regret it

So does your wife

 

non sense

 

yeah..but you know Id kill your bigfoot lumberjack lookin ass if you ever were mean to her...

Btw... that table you gave us is now covered in more glitter than what Rupaul shits out after a gay disco fuck fest.

oh and I say shit to your face all the time..your crippled nows the time to do it.

 

I'll say it to your face bitch. Time and place. Get yo gat ready son

 

You need a better radar detector.

I grew up in Indian River in Chesapeake almost my entire life. And from personal experience, I would much rather get a ticket in Chesapeake than Va Beach.

 

Good...glad she likes it.

 

Seeing how you're from TN and everything in TN, that might be your saving grace. When I was 18 I got a ticket for 92 in a 55 and had my license suspended for 6 months. Good luck man.

 

As a rule of thumb in VA:

- anything over 80Mph is a reckless driving ticket, you will have to go to court, you may get out of paying tons and you will rarely if ever go to jail

- anything over 90Mph is the same thing but now your chances of going to jail after the court get up to about 40%, lawyer is a must

-anything over 100Mph - you must appear in court, and regardless of lawyer you will be handcuffed right there and then and go to jail. Lawyer will be useful in reducing the sentence after the fact.

Bring $500 in cash, pick out the biggest guy in the cell and tell him there is another $500 for him after 30 days for keeping your ass a one-way street.