...and get arrested for free-willy'ing in public Urine does not work - even tried badger piss you can buy online, cats smell it and get inquisitive.

 

I will handle the problem for a bucket of chicken and a case of miller lite.

 

Peeing in public is not a crime.

 

Bear Grills used it on Man vs. Wild in the African plains to warn off lions, I'm sure a house cat would get the same message.

 

He pissed outside his hotel room door?

 

Aren't Michael Vick's dogs looking for homes?

They have experience with cats.

 

Travis... on a serious note... car covers are made to breathe to a certain extent so as to not trap in moisture. Using two should be fine for a short period of time. You can get cat repellant in a spray bottle and can get powder for the ground. Spray the areas of your car cover then make a barrier around it.

If that doesn't work well then come over and get this:

 

I LOL'd.

I bet the vicious maids freaked the fuck out

 

Punt that fucker into next week.

 

P22 w/ Suppressor should do the trick