Drummer and soundguy needed for working, money making, club/bar/festival/party band. We play between 3 and 8 times a month (paying gigs only).
We are an established band, working with a booking agency - this is the real deal - not a garage band, not a startup band, not a dream --- but a real working money making fun having machine.

style of music ranges from funk reggae, hiphop, rock, more rock, classic rock.
We have no loser songs, all proven crowd movers. 311, sublime, zztop, lenny kravitz, metallica, CCR, RATM, RHCP the list goes on and on and on and on....
We do alot of songs OUR WAY (funkier, faster)

Drummer needs to have own gear (gig worthy) and transportation. Funky style, but upbeat and steady. Needs to drive the music. Volume control is a big one.

Soundguy needs transportation and good gear - and enough inputs and monitor mixes to keep us happy! Lights and outdoor gear are a plus. We do some big outdoor gigs in the summer/fall.

We have a high energy show and we draw a great crowd EVERYTIME. We have fun, keep it light and upbeat, no drama, no yokos, have fun and make money.

We prefer between 21 and 35 for age, but we can make exceptions.
Live experience is preffered.

Must show up on time, we take this serious. And yes, you can have creative input also.

This is a paying gig.

CALL 757 508 0541 - Mark


We need to have these spots filled before the end of april.

 

Damn... what happened?

 

Brock, in the rock and roll business... no one has job security.

 

I see...

Well, best of luck.

 

well thank you.

its an easy gig - who doesnt want to make a thousand or so more a month playing music for a few hours a week ?

Easy money.


Its called RUB UP ON MY DING DONG

Its my theory about why this band works.

Say it with me now... "RUBUPONMYDINGDONG"

Here is the chain of events that make it work

1. We play booty shakin music
2. Girls like to dance to booty shakin music
3. guys buy the booty shakin girls drinks
4. the bar makes money from the guys buying the girls drinks
5. guys get laid
6. girls get to dance
7. we have a crowd
8. we get paid
9. i buy car parts

If there were no rubbing up on of the dingdong, then the band would not make money, the bar would be empty, i would have no money, and more guys in the sausage fest of the area we live in would not be getting laid.

I think we are part responsible for all the bastard children and single moms, along with DUIs in the area.

either way....easy money and a good time.

 

Phone call made!

Hope to hear back from you!

 

now that is some funny shit.

 

Gonna recommend someone to you.

 

thanks for the pedialyte !!!

bring it on

 

how did you enjoy the substances?