yeah, you can use those words if a) you're a medical technologist or a meat packer and/or b) you're discussing a failed attempt at getting a piece of the amway pie. since when does a crack donald's mgr position require a resume'?

 

my bad i was thinking of Chick Fil A

 

that's the price you pay for thinking.

 

My apologies, I will take after you from now on, and speak before throgouhly thinking through what I am about to say. mother fuck you and habaniday!

 

you'd probably get an error message stating lack of resource from trying to keep-up with me, kid.

 

give your stupid thing to me I'll write it.

 

Its not really that hard to write a resume. Their are plenty of templates out there you can look at and go by. I wrote my own then went into a resume workshop at the Workforce Development Center at Thomas Nelson. They gave me and a few others some great tips and some suggestions on how to make it better. You can even send your finished product to them to re-read it and critique it.

 

Why's my thing gotta be stupid?

 

I also need to start working on my resume.

Damn.

 

WTF is a resume objective?? Seriously, that has to be the stupidest thing... Is it acceptable to write "I want you to give me a job so I can collect a paycheck and pay my bills and have money to live and enjoy life"